Fair thee well Scare House

This past weekend was the last weekend for The Scare House. I will miss it but I'm glad to have my weekends back. It was a lot of fun, I met a lot of cool people, but a lot of time and work as well.

I'm looking forward to next year and I hope to be able to put some creative input into the Haunted House before it opens again. I have some ideas that will scare the shit out of people.

A good number of people were unable to make it all the way through the Haunted House. We had at least one person pass out. We had at least two people wet their pants (probably more). It was tremendous fun to see grown men scream like little girls.

I do have one complaint. As you may know, I was the evil dentist. I had about 10,000 people come up to me and say; "I have a cavity! Can you fix it?"

Next year I'm going to carry stickers and whoever says that retarded shit to me gets a sticker on their back. Then, I'll have friends wait outside the haunt to look for people with stickers and kick them in the balls or smack them in the tit.

Little hint.... The people in a haunted house are ACTORS... they are not REAL VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, WEREWOLVES, DENTISTS, or whatever else. They get to deal with smart asses constantly because people are often far to stupid to realize that being a smart ass isn't funny, even to people who haven't heard their wise crack.

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