Iran you are fucked!
Good thing your country has oil resources because you're going to need as much lubrication as possible for what happens to you over the next few years. I suggest, like the prison bitch you are, you don't fight back... things will be over more quickly.
Fox News reported today that the U.S. has evidence you've been sneaking weapons into Iraq. According to John Coatsworth (dean of Columbia's School of International and Public Affairs, quote taken from CNN.com) you hold the key to peace in the Middle East.
For the past few decades you've maintained your archaic viewpoints while maintaining a stranglehold on the political movements within your own country that demand freedom. You claim you stand for righteous religious principals but you've allowed those principles to be twisted into excuses to oppress your own people and contribute to the oppression of people in other countries. So blinded are you by your own self righteousness that you don't see what's happening to you... you're already dead, you just don't know it yet.
So, you have the key to peace in the Middle East do you? Excellent, we'll be taking that... most CERTAINLY over your dead body... we're counting on that.
Politically you're bankrupt. Your intentions to develop nuclear weapons give the world, or more specifically, the U.S. an excuse. Didn't you learn anything from Iraq? We don't even NEED an excuse to come in, destroy, and rebuild your country... we'll just do it because we feel like it and no one has the desire or ability to stand up to us. This isn't Word War 2, Korea, or Vietnam with huge military strengths behind the scenes pulling the strings... it's you against us.
To create an analogy, America is the star quarterback in high school with a good heart. Yeah, we're a little dopy... but we're cool... and rich... You are a spoiled little kindergartner who constantly throws temper tantrums. Who's gonna win in a fist fight? Yeah, you might surprise us with a quick nut-shot... but that's really all you have and then we'll pound you into the gym floor.
Your student population has been pressuring you to change your ways for years. They've been demanding modernization and paying the price of imprisonment and death as a result. We'll walk in and most of your population below the age of 30 will welcome us and be ready to take control over a new democratic republic of Iran... Never underestimate the power of boobs and beer... especially for a civilization of 30-year-old virgins with no porn.
And your military! Sure, today they salute and pledge their devotion to your government but they saw what happened in Iraq. They heard on the news and saw on TV;
Reporter: "The U.S. military mourns the death of 4 of its soldiers today as fighting rages across Iraq. These soldiers were killed in a raid that took out 1,600 Iraqi troops and netted 3,800 prisoners."
They aren't going to put up much of a fight if any. They know if they do they'll be killed by a tank or bomb that comes from something they don't even see of hear before they're dead. For all your chest pounding and posturing your own troops know you're fucked.
So, here's a suggestion... just ask to join the U.S. as the 51st state. My as well, at least you don't have to die.
Tagged with: america, Iran, Iraq, Middle East, military, Nuclear Weapons, opression, political, War
3 Comments
hahaha.
u're a funny boy. let me take a cheap shot at you.
"Fox News reported..." what kind of moron are you? Fox News? let me laugh to my heart's content. If you believe what Fox News says, then your IQ must rarely get higher than your anal temperature. And in Celsius, mind you.
what u say can amazingly be said for the US on a few points. the US, "Politically [...] bankrupt" with a plummeting president, taking immoderate actions regarding other countries "blinded [...] by your own self righteousness"... and I won't even talk about being rich... we'd have to rationalize all of this by speaking credit and debt...
Do you realise that what you say is so maddeningly idiotic, it's like shooting your own american foot? look: you say "Didn't you learn anything from Iraq?", then you say "We'll walk in and most of your population below the age of 30 will welcome us and be ready to take control over a new democratic republic of Iran..."
HAHAHAHA. dude? didn't you say the exact same thing for Iraq? VERBATIM! (that's a latin word. you know. you can go there: http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=verbatim to know what i'm saying to you). You were supposed to be welcomed in Iraq as well. Now analyze the welcoming you had and what your situation in Iraq now is. If I may be so bold as to ask... didn't you learn anything from Iraq?
you are rather pathetic. But a good entertainer. please continue making jests, you are amusing.
P.S: Beer has certainly no power on muslims... I let you find why alone
Posted on 09/24/07 | Reply
Let me thank you Xuenylom for replying to my blog. I am extremely happy to have your perspective. I don't mind the cheap shots. now let me disassemble them one by one. hope you don't mind.
Did you read the Fox News article I linked? It wasn't bias. It just said that U.S. claims Iran was sneaking weapons into Iraq. FYI, World News said the same thing
http://article.wn.com/view/2007/09/21/Iranian_accused_of_sneaking_bombs_into_Iraq/
and MSNBC said something similar (but not in the same way).
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20958064/site/newsweek/
Even if I choose not to believe these articles it doesn't mater? it gives the U.S. one more reason to attack Iran when the time comes.
weather the U.S. is basing the decision to attack on information that is right or wrong is irrelevant. They're still gonna do it.
I won't argue that the U.S. government is in dire shape but it could be a LOT worse. Our government isn't torturing or imprisoning without trial political and religious opposition, as reported by Amnesty International.
http://web.amnesty.org/library/Index/ENGMDE130181997?open&of=ENG-IRN
The state of the U.S. government is a different story but honestly dude, you wanna compare the U.S. government to the Iranian government that will imprison your family members for things that YOU do that it doesn't approve of? Get real.
I won't argue the self righteousness bit either. the U.S. government uses self righteousness to impose all sorts of policies that its citizens do not agree with. But those policies have a limit. The Iranians have
reached theirs, the U.S. has not and there are political and cultural mechanisms in place for the citizenry to change what it doesn't like..
slowly... but at least the people who want change in the U.S. aren't being tortured or shot in the name of Allah.
The bit about being rich you can't really argue at all. While it is true that we have a significant national debt we still have a GNP greater than Japan, Germany, China, and Great Britain combined. Here's a link;
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/infopays/rank/PNB2.html
not the best or most reliable but it illustrates well. I can find a more substantial site but I?m on my way out the door here in a min and I wanna get this out.
I agree that what I said about the young people welcoming the U.S. was said about Iraq as well. The problems occurring in Iraq are primarily the result of insurgency from outside the country, the Taliban in particular. I know
soldiers, friends, close friends who aren't gonna lie to me for a political agenda after they've been discharged, who were stationed in
Iraq who see the Iraqi people warming to the U.S., happy that we are there and have a chance to build a free life. Keep in mind, after the U.S. promised to help the Iraqi people in Desert Storm to overthrow their government the U.S. bailed and the revolution was crushed by Saddam. We don't have that same track record with the Iranian people.
The beer and boobs was a joke by the way... I was trying to illustrate an American perspective.
Posted on 09/26/07 | Reply
Thank you very much for the comment!
Posted on 09/26/07 | Reply
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