I hate PvE

I started playing WoW within weeks of its release. Eventually I came to run a full tier-two Tauren hunter named Doombull (actually, that's a lie... I never got the tier-2 chest off Nefarion, I passed on it so a guild mate could have it because I knew I was gonna be selling my account). I spent hours raiding and farming for raids.

In late 2006 I sold my account for a pretty penny immediately before The Burning Crusade was released. For months there was no WoW until Blackthirt13en and another friend of mine started playing again. Eventually I succumbed to the urge and got an account and started a Blood Elf hunter named Doombulltwo (Doomelf was taken).

When I hit 60 I was so excited to FINALLY get some new content! Outlands was gonna be awesome! No more EPL, WPL, Silithus, or Winterspring! It was all about crazy demons and bizarre creatures and, best of all, NEW QUESTS!

Boy was I wrong. Kill 10 of this. Collect 20 of that. Go talk to this fucker. Get raped by a level 70 Alliance on a flying mount. Have a gigantic Fel Reaver sneak up on you and stomp on your balls. Grab some new gear that looks exactly like your old gear except a different color. Big fun.

I was in Terrokar Forest last night trying to get to level 66 and somehow managed to agro basically the entire zone on top of me. While I was running for my life desperately watching my Feign Death timer cooldown while using every survival trick in the book (Frost trap, concussive shot, wing clip, scattershot, Deterance, etc.) I came to the smashing realization; I FUCKING HATE PVE.

PvP is way more fun. I'm only in this for Arena. I can't wait to hit 70.

Tagged with: Alliance, Blood Elf, Horde, Hunter, The Burning Crusade, World of Warcraft