Beware the eye rape

I went to the Rhythm House in Bridgeville to play poker last night. I was sitting at the bar drinking a beer eating my spinach artichoke dip and chips when I noticed this cute chick across the bar checking me out.

The classic situation; some chick across the bar gives the "the eye" you give her "the eye" back. All you need to do now is to over to her and strike up a conversation and whatever happens next happens.

Then it happened. She took a step back from the bar to reveal this big fat pregnant belly!

GOO!

What the hell is a pregnant chick doing at a bar checking out guys?!

I quickly moved over to my assigned poker table and stared blankly into my beer for the next 15 minutes until the game began. It was during this 15 minutes that I had some time for introspection... I had just been "eye raped".

An "eye rape", in my estimation, is when someone you would rather not associate with spends some time checking out your goods and spends ENOUGH time doing so that YOU notice them doing it.

Hey preggers! Even the cute ones, yeah... I'm talking to you! Babies don't like vodka shots!

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